if this gets 5k notes i’ll mail this picture to nickelodeon’s corporate hq with no explanation whatsoever
RTD Era Companion Alphabet (inspired by x)
Owner, I was napping. Leave me alone and stop taking pictures.
it’s the moment of truth and the moment to lie
A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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